I kid you not, these were said by my wonderful husband 30 seconds apart. These are things you should never (like... EVER) say to a tired and hormonal woman who happens to be your wife (girlfriend, mother, or just a random woman for that matter):
1. "Hey, you haven't worn make up in 3 days have you?... aww you poor thing."
2. "Wow, look at you eating that Big Mac! McDonald's should base a commercial off of you!"
... He then tried to save himself by adding... "What? I was just saying that you're sexy."
He really knows how to compliment, that one. ;P
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